when kids stare at you for a long time
Pictures Any Dog Owners Will Understand.
Precious cinnamon buns, too good for this world, too pure.
Gay ppl who are biphobic make literally no sense and yet here they are
they make perfect sense. they had the minimum human decency to pick a fucking side
Bro what the fuck do you think the B in LGBT stands for, Beyoncé?
Mom? Dad? I’m Beyoncé
The world should be nothing but children.
^^^^
and people still think it’s reasonable to use “childish” as an insult
RACISM, SEXISM, HOMOPHOBIA AND TRANSPHOBIA ARE CULT/URAL, LEARNED BEHAVIORS. BREAK THE CYCLE.
Capricorn - I’m dead!?
Gemini - …and so young.
Capricorn - Posting that I died? That really isn’t funny.
Gemini - Well, how you died is funny.
Capricorn - Oh please, hit by a blimp?
Gemini - *stands up defensively* It kills over one Americans every year.
Retitling Hamilton songs
- Alexander Hamilton: ALOHA BITCHES
- Aaron Burr, Sir: Talk less, smile more
- My Shot: LISTEN UP HOES
- The Story of Tonight: Drunk college frat boys
- The Schuyler Sisters: I'm lookin for a mind at work (and Peggy)
- Farmer Refuted: GET WRECKED SEABURY *aaron burr facepalms*
- You'll Be Back: Breakup anthem of the 16th century
- Right Hand Man: We're kinda fucked here guys
- A Winter's Ball: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Helpless: Awwww
- Satisfied: ANGELICA my QUEEN
- The Story of Tonight reprise: There's hope for our ass after all
- Wait For It: Take me now lord
- Stay Alive: I'M A GENERAL, WHEEEEEEE
- Ten Duel Commandments: Dueling for Dummies (also FORESHADOWINNNNGGGGG)
- Meet Me Inside: I'm notcha son
- That Would Be Enough: Awwwwwwww :'(
- Guns and Ships: EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAAAAAAAAAN
- History Has It's Eyes on You: I fucked up once
- Yorktown - The World Turned Upside Down: herCULES MULLIGAN
- What Comes Next?: Breakup anthem of the 16th century (reprise)
- Dear Theodosia: LOOK AT MY SON
- Non-Stop: TOTAL EARGASM
- What'd I Miss: The whole first act pal
- Cabinet Battle 1: TURN AROUND BEND OVER I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE MY SHOE FITS
- Take a Break: God dammit Alexander you need to chill
- Say No To This: YOU NEEEEED TO CHILL JFC (but Maria's high note at the end is 🙌)
- The Room Where It Happens: BANJO
- Schuyler Defeated: The Schuyler Sisters (Reprise)
- Cabinet Battle 2: Daddy's calling
- Washington On Your Side: SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS
- One Last Time: God dammit G Wash you noble son of a bitch
- I Know Him: Jesus Christ this will be fun!
- The Adams Administration: SIDDOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHER-
- We Know: ...we know but we don't really know what but WE KNOW
- Hurricane: hoe don't do it
- The Reynolds Pamphlet: OH MY GOD
- Burn: Eliza my cinnamon roll doesn't deserve any of this
- Blow Us All Away: PHILIP YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO DIE
- Stay Alive - Reprise: FUCK I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE
- It's Quiet Uptown: GROSS SOBBING
- The Election of 1800: You done crying? BACK TO POLITICS
- Your Obedient Servant: Passive aggression game strong
- Best of Wives and Best of Women: Awwwwwwwwww D':
- The World Was Wide Enough: GROSS SOBBING
- Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: Eliza my queen cinnamon roll
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